Dear Mrs. Crabby,

I’ve been dating longer than our current president has been alive. To this day, I cannot, for the life of me, tell who is going to be a keeper and who to kick to the curb. My mama always told me to stay away from the “nice” guys, because they are losers. I am tempted to disobey her advice.

What do you think?



Dear Genevieve,

Your mama was dead wrong. I suspect she’s long dead wrong, considering your age. You most definitely want a nice guy. Of course you want a nice guy. For the most important reason, especially at our age.

Nice guys finish last.

IB Crabby


P.S. Best to stock up on some of this

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