Makeup Brushes

Let’s talk about makeup. Unless your face was encased in plastic resin in your early twenties, you’re going to need some cosmetic help in order to interact publicly with people every day.

You don’t want to scare the children. When you smile “hello” to people, you don’t want to see them flinch. Nor do you want to see those frozen smiles of false sympathy, and then hear giggles and titters when you walk by. Unless you are a professional clown or a BDSM sub, then you want all of the above.

Your first step is to prepare a smooth canvas on which to paint your new self! You have to vigorously clean out all your pores. This is an excellent tool to get the job done~

face brush

After cleansing, if you are an older gal, like myself, you’re going to want to iron out all those wrinkles and sags. If you are, again like myself, on a budget, take matters into your own hands and give yourself an at home face lift.

do it yourself facelift

Make this a fun event! Invite your friends over for a makeup party. This is a good way to learn tips from the other gals.

Grooming monkeys



Don’t be shy when it comes to experimenting with beauty products. Go all out! Balls to the wall! Paint your wagon, hon. You do not want this beauty icon to outshine your own glory, now, do you?


No! You want to be brilliantly beautiful on your own. Here is a gorgeous look to use as a template~

Chinese opera star

You will turn heads for sure with this look. Look at how the eyes are winged centers of attention! See how the cheeks pop with delicious color. Now this is an every day look that will get you more attention than you’ll know what to do with!

But, if it’s too much for you at the beginning of your cosmetic journey, here’s a tip that will help distract the eyes away from your under made up visage.

vintage hair and cleavage

Place the emphasis on your hair and cleavage, while suggesting a game of strip dice. This will win the day for you at any social event.

Don’t be shy now. Prepare your palette and paint the years away!

IB Crabby

Big Eye

Tell Mrs. Crabby all!

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