MSSRS. MURDOCH, MEET THE MPS!!

Tomorrow (today in the UK already), British MPS will question Rupert Murdoch, his son James and the former editor of News of the World, Rebekah Brooks. Looking at the photos, I still swear that Mr. M. is an alien come to eat as many of us as he can; his son looks like a Twilight vampire extra and I want to change Rebekah’s name to Hecuba. It just suits her better.

Here are the photos of the MPS who will question these kids. The first thing I notice is that the most attractive of all of them is the only one who isn’t looking directly into the camera. This is a curiosity. Louise is young, she’s conservative and she’s probably a lot of fun at cribbage! Come one Lou – put up another photo with a camera close up of your pearly whites!!

The next thing I notice is that the other photos make the folks appear as if they are still campaigning for the position. Hons! You’re in! No worries now.

I will be interested to see how the questioning goes and if anyone gets eaten by the alien R. Murdoch in the process.

Quite frankly, I have more confidence in the UK’s ability to handle this than the U.S.’s ability to handle child murder trials. But then, that’s today, before Murdoch’s questioning.

Go get ’em Tiger Brits!!!

I.B. Crabby

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