Dear Brigit in NYC, I don’t see why not. If Anthony Weiner can run for mayor after showing the city his “instrument of governance”, you should be able to run for assistant mayor by tweeting photos of your “cave of wonders.”
Dear Philip in Kansas City, I don’t believe the world is going to hell in a hand basket. That’s a bit harsh. More likely we have always been headed this way. Hell is not the destination. More likely low-cost marble orchards. And we’ll be getting there faster after more of us can’t afford health insurance. The good news is that we’ll be able to get high along the way. So cheer up and don’t bogart!
Dear Trudy in Anaheim, Keep trying for that job at Disneyland as Snow White! After enough refusals, you might be able to file a discrimination suit. After all, the real Snow White is over 76 years old. They should not refuse you the job just because you’re 72!!
Finally, hons, I want to wish you all the most amazing Wednesday. And if you don’t get one today, don’t give up! You probably have at least two or three more Wednesdays in your life. As I like to say, today’s “no” puts me that much closer to the “yes!” each time I try to phone Hugh Jackman and ask him out for coffee.