In the wake of all the mania over the newest Harry Potter film, I would like to suggest a new list of spells for JK Rowling to add to any books she might write about the Potter and Weasley progeny in the future:
Incantjobum – Causes an avenue of employment to appear for an unemployed person
Homofriendus – Instantly turns a homophobe into a loving, understanding, accepting human being
Showsongnunculus – Causes a person to break out into a Broadway showtune
Fashdontcorpsus – Renders a person a shameful fashion “don’t”
Leftervate – Causes a tea partier to vote Democrat
Youbetchafy – Makes a person speak like Sarah Palin
And, of course, Shutupandsuckitupspra! – Solves all a persons problems immediately!
Add your own. Don’t be shy now.