NEW HARRY POTTER SPELLS!

Hi Friends,

In the wake of all the mania over the newest Harry Potter film, I would like to suggest a new list of spells for JK Rowling to add to any books she might write about the Potter and Weasley progeny in the future:

Incantjobum – Causes an avenue of employment to appear for an unemployed person

Homofriendus – Instantly turns a homophobe into a loving, understanding, accepting human being

Showsongnunculus – Causes a person to break out into a Broadway showtune

Fashdontcorpsus – Renders a person a shameful fashion “don’t”

Leftervate – Causes a tea partier to vote Democrat

Youbetchafy – Makes a person speak like Sarah Palin

And, of course, Shutupandsuckitupspra! – Solves all a persons problems immediately!

Add your own. Don’t be shy now.

I.B. Crabby

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3 thoughts on “NEW HARRY POTTER SPELLS!

  1. Viargafallsism….Something to cure men instantly of an overdose from those lil blue pills.

    (By the way..I LOVE your new site!)

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