Fenwick asked for donuts this morning. So I gave him some blow-up inner tubes.
It’s not hard to herd cats. All you need is a bucket of mice. Now those guys are tough to catch.
I see fewer ads for self tanning sprays this summer. What? Has orange gone out of style this season?
It’s against the law for an individual to go into a bank and take all their money. And not only is it all right for a bank to take all of an individual’s money and home, it’s encouraged by the federal government.
Fenwick offered to take me out on a date! Providing I drive and pay. Reminds me of acting classes.