As I get older, I find Halloween less interesting a holiday and more of a marker on the calendar between the end of summer and the starting pistol for the Thanksgiving/Christmas holidays. Apparently all the stores have decided that the fall and winter now have only one holiday ~ HallowThanksMas.

I know there are still some of you who enjoy the revelry of once a year cosplay and partying as a mysterious stranger. For some spice. And a good excuse to eat a butt load of candy. Or making out with the hot neighbor by mistake.

I’ve enjoyed various costumes over the years.

Many years ago I was Minnie Mouse, biker slut ~

Minnie Mouse Biker Slut


Feeling Christmassy a bit early I decided the Grinch needed a spouse ~

Mrs. Grinch


And, of course, there’s always the generic dead person ~

Generic Dead Person


If you’re very very bored, just dress as you normally would and tell people you’ve decided to be yourself for a change.

Remember, it’s just Halloween. But if you want candy, you have to earn the candy. Then you have to burn the candy. Lest the candy makes you more of who you are.

Love from Crabby Land,